Max and Whitney met me at Mia’s school at ten after two and we all walked down to the multipurpose room, where Mia told them my name, and Max told me to vote for the high-speed trains, and both of them placed their hands on mine and helped me push the inker down to vote for the very first Hawaiian president of the United States. And I have never been more excited to vote, and I have never been more eager to watch the results roll in, and I have never been more optimistic about the leader of the free world, and I have never been prouder to be an American. Yeah, I said it. If you don’t like that, you can stick it.
And Mia got stickers, and Max got stickers, and I gave a sticker to Whitney, who doesn’t vote, and I got a sticker of my own. I voted. America won. And that’s pretty much all you’re going to hear from me on that.
