Max: When will I die?
8 Ball: Ask again later.
Mia: Will I have a good dream tonight?
8 Ball: Very doubtful.
Max: Is a meteor going to hit the earth?
8 Ball: Without a doubt.
Max: Will I ever lose a tooth?
8 Ball: You can count on it.
Mia: Will Mommy and Daddy ever have another baby?
8 Ball: Yes, definitely.
Max: Is that true?
8 Ball: It is decidedly so.
Mia: Will Daddy grow back his beard?
8 Ball: It is certain.
Max: Why are you a ball that talks?
8 Ball: Ask again later.
danny, the champion of the world 
April 1, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I love these pictures
April 1, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Sarah’s right — the pictures are amazing. How do you do it? And, of course, the story is hilarious.
April 8, 2009 at 9:05 am
danny.
i don’t think you were shaking it right.
were you shaking with your left or right foot?
and the truth is that i don’t understand how you came up with the notion that it’s NOT, in fact, a reliable prognosticator.
howse that?
is it because you don’t think you’ll ever grow your beard back???
how dare you doubt the 8 ball.
the 8 ball KNOWS!!!!!!
love,
8 ball.
April 12, 2009 at 6:41 am
I wonder if it will be a boy or a girl? Another neice or nephew will be wonderful!