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Anyone out there want to explain what’s going on with this billboard? Any of you German speakers? Mathias?

It’s a serious question. 24 letters? In a row? I mean, I understand that it takes a lot of material to make a space bar, and maybe after the war it was just too expensive, so you had to economize or something. But it’s 2007. People are driving past this thing at 50 kilometers per hour. (Maybe 55, but never more than that, I swear.) Would it kill you people to break this into, like, three or four smaller, more easily digestible words?

Also: Unabhängigkeitserklärung? That’s just made up, right?

Right?